| 1. |
Evan (about the dog days of summer): "I'm looking at right now on the internet, it must be true." |
| 2. |
Jay (after Bob wouldn't reveal his age): "Do you smell like cabbage Bob?" |
| 3. |
Perry: "The liver's one of those important organs right?" |
| 4. |
Perry: "Wait a minute, are you saying we should have better supplemental laws?"
Jay: "That's a great idea Perry, wow."
Perry: "That's a great plan, write an act up, stick it in congress and let it rot!"
Rebecca: "Somebody write that down." |
| 5. |
Steve (about jury and judge mistakes): "How do you fix that? I don't know."
Rebecca: "Robocop."
Steve: "Robocop? Judge Dredd?"
Rebecca: "Yeah, Robocop, I'm pretty sure was never wrong."
Bob: "Heh, Judge Dredd. Judge, jury and executioner." |
| 6. |
Steve: "So god's mad at us for causing environmental damage so he sends floods? I'll show you environmental damage!" |
| 7. |
Steve: "He says, 'the problem with environmental judgement is that it's indiscriminant'. Yeah, it's a bit indiscriminant."
Rebecca: "Yeah, that is a problem, maybe you should take that up with your god. Just a thought."
Steve: "Yeah, you know how about some more precise bolts of lightning, you know striking individuals or something like that?"
Rebecca: "Yeah, those were the good old days. Some singular smiting. " |
| 8. |
Jay: "I notice god didn't get even with the church for having sex with all those little boys though." |
| 9. |
Evan (after a listener refers to the rogues as 'skeptic warriors'): "I have a +1 mace of reasoning."
Rebecca: "Oh my god I knew that was gonna come."
Jay: "Rebecca, Rebecca you never played D&D?"
Rebecca: "No I never played D&D."
Jay: "Give me a break of course you have."
Perry: "She's a vegetarian hippie, she's not allowed to play D&D." |
| 10. |
Perry: "I have only one question in 47 parts." |
| 11. |
Steve: "Actually I recently was reading an article where I doscovered why ther CDC was created in the first place and why it was located in Atlanta, Georgia. Does anyone know? Science trivia question. "
Jay: "They all liked jambalaya?" |
| 12. |
Jay: "I'll tell you, I think that guy's using it as an excuse cuz he can't get any ladies. Ah you know, I'm afraid of AIDS so I won't have sex. No, you just can't find a woman Jack."
Steve: "Did that excuse work for you Jay?" |
| 13. |
Perry (about a blog entry entitled 'Perry DeAngelis is Right'): "What was the name of this blog?"
Jay: "Perry DeAngelis is tight." |
| 14. |
Jay: "So how does it feel to be written about Perry?"
Perry: "Well I've been written about most of my life in various medical
institutions and psychiatric facilities." |
| 15. |
Steve: "You have to be cautious before you send a really critical email to us cuz we just might use it in our Name that Logical Fallacy segment." |
| 16. |
Rebecca (after Steve announces the Science or Fiction theme as Medicine): "That's not a theme! A theme is cross-dressing dictators from the 20's."
Steve: "That's true, that's a narrower theme. I don't think I can find 3 items in such a narrow theme. Hey if I can find any theme at all I'm happy. The theme this week is science." |
| 17. |
Perry (after a Canadian answers the skeptical puzzle correctly): "Not bad for a filthy Canadian considering the question wasn't about hockey." |