| 1. |
Jay (after being introduced): "huuhhuhh.. Steve." |
| 2. |
Jay (about the UK government hiring a medium): "Yeah or one of the cheapest
things they could have done was basically just buy a baseball bat and beat
the crap out of em."
Steve: "Yeah that would have been cheaper."
Rebecca: "Slightly more violent." |
| 3. |
Bob: "There's no biological basis to claim that fasting, or enemas for that
matter, can cleanse your body of toxins."
Steve: "Not even coffee enemas?"
Bob: "Oh it's gotta be decaf." |
| 4. |
Rebecca (about the shark conspiracy): "I heard they found a shark and it
was full of thermite. The shark had molten steel in its stomach." |
| 5. |
Bob (about the mice with the superior immune systems): "They were called
Pinky and the Brain. So one side effect is that they're gonna try to take
over the world." |
| 6. |
Jay (after doing a pretend high-five with Rebecca): "I just slapped Rebecca
right in the f***ing mouth."
Steve: "Whenever you guys swear like that I get criticism from people
because we have swear words in our podcast and I get criticism from other
people because I censored the swear words in our podcast. So I get it from
both ends."
Rebecca: "We can't f***ing please these people."
Steve: "Ahh it's f***ing crazy." |
| 7. |
Steve: "Alright Jay give us a quote. Let's hear it Jay."
Jay: "From H R Pufnstuf. I mean HL Menken." |