| 1. |
Bob (Regarding Intelligent Design): "Repackaged creationism. Creationism 2.0" |
| 2. |
Perry: "Like the judge said on the Simpsons: 'Religion will stay 500 feet from science at all times'"
Bob: "500 feet? How about 5 miles?!" |
| 3. |
Steve: "And you know what season this is, what the end of school brings to the English speaking part of the world?"
Evan: "Umm, bikini parties."
Bob: "Teenage pregnancy?" |
| 4. |
Evan: "You know, it just wouldn't be summer without crop circles." |
| 5. |
Steve (Regarding crop circles): "If it is an attempt at communication I think we can characterize this attempt as an unmitigated failure."
Perry: "It's so stupid, aliens flatten down our wheat! It's just so dumb!" |
| 6. |
Steve (quoting a woman): "'Yeah but the circles are perfect, that's unexplainable.'"
Steve (Continuing): "Well yeah until you invent this really archaic device, it's called a string and a peg. Come on! Didn't these people ever use a compass in like grade school?"
Evan: "Uh, they apparently didn't go to grade school Steve." |
| 7. |
Bob: "Well yeah we all know that a chicken-wire fence is impenetrable as a force-field. What can get through that? Come on!" |
| 8. |
Bob (Regarding the people who made the original crop circles): "That's what I want to do before I die. I want to start a paranormal phenomenon." |