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Perry: "Bob are you a Caesar denier?" |
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Jay: "Well I can't help that, I have a flatulence problem, you don't have to broadcast it to the planet." |
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Steve: "So we do need to investigate the chemistry of flatulence, and calculate, in every breath of air that you breathe in maybe you're also breathing in the flatulence of every person who ever lived."
Bob: "Oh my god, this is a new low!"
Perry: "See you can't get information like this anywhere else besides The Skeptics' Guide to the Universe. Only here! "
Bob: "You know I was gonna say that, you know Jay, at any moment of your life there's billions of neutrinos coursing through your body but that just pales in comparison to the flatulence..."
Jay: "The fact that I'm breathing in every single fart that every emperor of Italy ever farted, it blows my mind."
Perry: "It's worse, every emperor of France."
Jay: "You would figure that we would be able to light the entire atmosphere up with one match."
Bob: "Lets segway somewhere else shall we?" |
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Jay (about buddha boy): "I heard that he went out on a bender, I heard that he went drinking and whoring." |
| 5. |
Jay (in a cheesy Indian accent): "No no I speak Indian (goes into some Indian sounding jibberish)" |
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| 6. |
Steve: "Jay channels the spirit of buddha. Perry channels the body of buddha." |
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Jay: "ET had DNA" |
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Jay (if an alien had a triple helix DNA): "Imagine what kind of Kung-Fu it could do then." |
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Jay: "Cuz you're such a cheery guy to begin with Perry." |
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Jay: "Steve could you consider dark chocolate dark matter?" |
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Jay: "Steve I have one more question for you before you close out the show. When you're arguing with your wife, do you, while she's coming up with her arguments, do you say quietly to yourself 'logical fallacy number 3, logical fallacy number 7'?"
Steve: "Jay, I'm saying that to myself all the time when I'm talking with everybody." |