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Perry (about less Americans accepting evolution than most other countries): "So we're a bunch of backward baboons, I mean isn't that proof enough?" |
| 2. |
Steve (quoting someone about the water spouting tree): "She says water runs down, it don't run up."
Evan: "Except in Neal Adams' world." |
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Perry (about the water spouting tree): "Like I said it's probably just a channel in the tree"
Rebecca: "Maybe a magical channel. Just puttin' that out there. Not saying it's that."
Steve: "Obviously it's leperchauns. Do not avoid the obvious conclusion here. " |
| 4. |
Rebecca: "Work's for suckers and you." |
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Steve (butchering the emailer's name): "The first email comes from 'Stefane' Virally from Paris, France."
Rebecca: "Isn't that 'Stefawn'?"
Steve: "Whatever."
Perry: "It's gotta be anything but 'Stefane'! Doo-mahss!" |
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Perry (about the email question): "Oh yes, we were talking about it last night. I was saying how the oil I have no idea what he's talking about." |
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Steve: "The conspiracy theorists must believe that all working scientists are these maniacal mad scientists working for evil corporations. That's gotta be their view of the scientific community."
Rebecca: "Whoa Steve, you're saying they're NOT? You just destroyed my world view."
Evan: "Well scientists invented the word 'MUAHAHAHA'" |
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Rebecca (about people who see dinosaur images in archaeological finds): "I just have one word: peyote." |
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Perry: "And remember, Chi spelled backward is crap!" |
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| 10. |
Evan: "Well I hear you lose a little bit of weight with each acupuncture treatment. You're a little lighter in the wallet." |
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Rebecca (about aliens coming to Earth to mate with human females): "And they have some serious beer-goggles." |
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Rebecca: "Nobody wants to go have sex with australopithicus? Is that not a popular ride?" |
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Bob (about the science or fiction item): "About the woman's sex drive plummetting when they're in a stable relationship, I have PLENTY of anecdotal evidence for that. That is TRUE!" |