| 1. |
Perry (after being introduced): "Monkeys can beat up birds."
Rebecca: "What kind of greeting is that Perry?"
Perry: "Well I was just floating here in the ether and I couldn't think of anything witty to say so I said that."
Rebecca: "You're obsessed."
Steve: "Your bird denial is starting to get disturbing Perry"
Rebecca: "See I'm a huge monkey fan and yet I have to say you're souding very birdist. And it's disturbing."
Perry: "It's possible. I won't deny it." |
| 2. |
Perry (about Steve getting proposals for Rebecca in his email): "If you're gonna propose to Rebecca and you can't even route your emails correctly, you're not even in the running. That's ridiculous."
Evan: "Get it straight people. Steve is not Rebecca's father. You don't need to ask his permission." |
| 3. |
Rebecca (about a ghost typically appearing in a white dress): "No matter when she died, it was definitely before Labor Day." |
| 4. |
Rebecca (about a ghost sighting ending up being a car headlight): "Well isn't it just possible that it could have been a ghost car?" |
| 5. |
Rebecca (about a ghost caught on camera being taped over): "It was like wow, you know, I had this solid evidence of a ghost but then I put it in the VCR and it was like an episode of Major Dad." |
| 6. |
Evan (about the guy who knows when people will call or email him): "Hey, I'm about to get spammed! Oh! How did I know?" |
| 7. |
Rebecca (about the liver thief myth): "That's not a myth. That happened to my uncle's friend." |
| 8. |
Perry (about guys having their family hold their penis so it doesn't shrink away to nothingness - I'm not kidding here - timestamp 29:40 of the episode): "I have to go hold uncle Vinnie's penis?" |
| 9. |
Steve (reading a listener email): "'..definitely one of the better skeptical shows out there.' Better?!"
Evan: "Must be a typo." |
| 10. |
Evan (people using certain evidence to treat cancer): "Cuz you're not using the good evidence like anecdotal evidence." |
| 11. |
Perry (about people thinking that humans and dinosaurs co-existed): "Too many episodes of the Flintstones? Come on!" |
| 12. |
Perry: "My monkey cousins have often imitated beatin up birds. Right and left. Unlike birds, all they can do is stand around and peck." |
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| 13. |
Evan: "What did we learn here? Sometimes you go with your gut. Except when you don't." |
| 14. |
Evan: "We'll break out the poetry again another time in the future." |