| 1. |
Bob (about Rebecca's age): "You're a fetus." |
| 2. |
Evan (reading Rebecca's horoscope): "Keep positive thoughts today. And fortune moves in your favor." |
| 3. |
Steve (about Uri Geller): "And if you don't believe him, he'll sue you." |
| 4. |
Rebecca (about Perry's fan Luna): "He's Perry's only fan." |
| 5. |
Rebecca (the classic): "I won't mate with any of the true believers." |
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| 6. |
Rebecca (about the evolution of humans to the year 3000): "The men would have um, giant um, you know, you know what I'm talking about, they would have huge wangs."
Evan: "That's a computer everyone. " |
| 7. |
Jay: "I love how they pick round numbers 'In the year 3000'. Yeah ok exactly."
Rebecca: "I bet, 2999 they're all just gonna be waiting around, you know crossing their fingers."
Evan: "Crossing their beautiful fingers, perfectly tanned fingers." |
| 8. |
Rebecca (referencing The HitchHicker's Guide to the Galaxy): "See I can out-geek all of you."
Bob: "No I can out-geek you even more I'll give you the exact quote. 'God disappears in a puff of logic'" |
| 9. |
Bob (after Rebecca receives a happy birthday note from a man in the 7th fleet): "Rebecca what I wanna know is when did you diss the 6th fleet? What happened to them?" |
| 10. |
Rebecca (about android heads on the moon looking like rocks): "Maybe they're transformers that are rocks and then you get close and they go 'transform'! And they jump up and they..." |
| 11. |
Jay: "I'm gonna find, I'm gonna look at some pictures of Mars, of the rocks. And I'm gonna find something that looks like a human ass. And I'm gonna start a website."
Steve: "Mars ass dot com?" |
| 12. |
Jay (about the duck and rabbit symbols on children's scotch tape found at the Roswell crash site being interpreted as alien hieroglyphs): "Steve he busts out with 'bunny rabbit hops over hill. Bunny rabbit says hi to little wolf guy.'" |
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| 13. |
Jay (about vegetarians): "Yeah then you have the ones where all they eat is tree bark." |
| 14. |
Jay: "Steve is it bad that I've exclusively eaten for the past three days spaghetti and meatballs?"
Steve: "You are a spaghetti-and-meatballarian."
Rebecca: "That's a pretty good diet, it has all the food groups right?"
Steve: "Except vegetables"
Rebecca: "Meatball's a vegetable right?" |
| 15. |
Steve: "Women who menstruate and who are a little anemic probably need some extra iron. That's perfectly reasonable."
Jay (in a Schwarzenegger accent): "But real men can pump iron!" |
| 16. |
Jay (about children overdosing on vitamins): "Yeah so limit your Barney Rubble intake." |
| 17. |
Rebecca: "It seems like a lot of the elderly people I've met are over-medicated."
Jay: "These are people you're dating right?" |