| 1. |
Evan (about 2006 psychic predictions not being accurate): "That was my prediction when the year started that they wouldn't do really well."
Rebecca: "Awww look at you. You should be up for a million dollars." |
| 2. |
Jay: "Is this the guy that had sex with prostitutes? What did this guy do wrong?"
Steve: "No that was Jimmy Swaggart. This is the 700 Club."
Rebecca: "This is Pat Robertson, the man who thinks he can leg-press 2 billion pounds."
Jay: "Who's the one that saw the 500 foot Jesus, in the desert?"
Bob: "I think that was him. Yeah. I remember that. But Jay I think it was 900 foot. Hello!"
Evan: "Wait we're confusing our jackasses here." |
| 3. |
Perry: "I thought Atlanteans came from the ocean."
Evan: "They come from Georgia." |
| 4. |
Rebecca (when Bob mentions the orgasmatron): "Oh don't even say something like that in the context of Sylvia Browne cuz that makes me vomit in my mouth. And when I vomit in my mouth I can't continue with the podcast." |
| 5. |
Jay: "So I'm officially putting Sylvia Browne in league with Tom Cruise."
Bob: "Wooooow. Wow Jay."
Jay: "Yeah they're my two most hated now. That's it. These two, top."
Evan: "You hear that Sylvia? You just made the list."
Rebecca: "The Jay-list"
Steve: "Tremble." |
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| 6. |
Evan (in a Scottish accent): "Aarch. If it's not homeopathic it's crap!" |
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| 7. |
Perry: "The situation that he recorded was a monkey who found, in his tree, his home tree. A rather large bird one morning. Really a sizeable bird. And what happened when the monkey encountered the bird and approached him." (plays hilarious audio clip) |
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| 8. |
Jay (about getting heavy metal poisoning): "Yeah or if you go to a Metallica concert." |
| 9. |
Rebecca: "Jay did you wanna bet some bacon on that?"
Jay: "Not this, NO. Not this year." |
| 10. |
Steve: "I guess I was assuming too much knowledge on your parts."
Jay: "Are you trying to take my sweet sweet victory away from me?" |
| 11. |
Evan (about a skeptical rap): "Alright I guess sometime in 2007 I'll have to come up with something."
Steve: "It doesn't have to be a gangsta-rap. Just some kind of rap."
Rebecca: "Hip-hop. It can be Trip-hop even."
Evan (Dr. Evil accent): "I'm with it. I'm hip. Tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka." |
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