| 1. |
Evan: "It was me, I'm sorry. I psychically stepped on your foot."
Rebecca: "It psychically hurt." |
| 2. |
Steve: "So some quick follow-up on Sylvia Browne. I know we've really been beating on her recently."
Jay: "Never enough Steve." |
| 3. |
Steve (about homo floresiensis): "You guys remember the hobbit?"
Evan: "Oh yeah, it's a book." |
| 4. |
Steve: "Yeah basically a small stature overall and a small brain."
Evan: "I know some people like that."
Rebecca: "Yeah take the easy joke." |
| 5. |
Rebecca (about which emails they pick to read on the show): "Here's a hint, it's usually the ones that are complimentary." |
| 6. |
Evan: "Maybe if we talk about it with a British accent it'll seem wittier." |
| 7. |
Steve: "The Skeptics' Guide to the Universe. Witty but weighty." |
| 8. |
Bob: "How does an argument like that even come into existence."
Rebecca: "Well you conceive it, and then it is." |
| 9. |
Rebecca (about scientology): "Lets go to the sliding scale of insanity" |
| 10. |
Jay: "Rebecca later you and I will practice therapeutic punching ok?" |
| 11. |
Jay (choosing Science or Fiction): "Uh well ok one of these rings a bell but I don't remember. Uh that's part of my problem." |
| 12. |
Perry: "Monkeys clearly perfume themselves, it's one of their higher order functions. Unlike birds by the way, who always smell like bird shit." |
| 13. |
Bob: "If it increases your chance of being selected for some uh...little monkey noogie then sure why wouldn't, you know."
Steve: "Bob what are you saying?!" |
| 14. |
Jay (in a funny Sylvia Browne/hag voice): "The kid's dead." |
| 15. |
Rebecca: "Of course monkeys use perfume everybody knows that."
Evan: "Feces No. 5" |
| 16. |
Steve: "Actually Rebecca you are right for the wrong reasons."
Rebecca: "Story of my life." |
| 17 |
Evan: "That's called the 'yes dear' effect." |
| 16. |
Jay: "Steve am I missing something or am I the only one who got it right this week?"
Steve: "No Jay those three got it right."
Jay: "I got it wrong. My Jedi trick did not work. God dammit." |