| 1. |
Jay (about space diapers): "I'm sure there's something a little more tricked-out about them than just Depends."
Perry: "Rebecca you can't have free-floating feces on the space shuttle. Very dangerous." |
| 2. |
Rebecca (about the space shuttle program being retired): "You can still go to the bar and tell chicks that you're an astronaut." |
| 3. |
Jay (about the Kennedy Space Center tour): "Steve did they talk much about the movie Spaceballs?" |
| 4. |
Perry (about the Kansas school board members): "They're certainly proof of DEvolution." |
| 5. |
Bob: "Robert John founded the laboratory. He's the former dean of the school of engineering and applied sciences. And an expert in rocket propulsion. So he's a rocket scientist."
Evan: "But he's no brain surgeon." |
| 6. |
Rebecca (about the Feng Shui consultant hired by the Los Angeles zoo to re-arrange the monkey cages): "I can just imagine her walking in and saying 'And you know you might wanna think about spreading the feces in THAT corner. Build it up into a pyramid which will focus your energy."
Steve: "Your fecal energy?" |
| 7. |
Evan: "Your feng shui is as good as my feng shui." |
| 8. |
Steve: "Well we have the pleasure of sitting here with Matt Stone, one of the creators of South Park. Thank you for joining us. So I think the burning question all of our listeners have that I need to ask up front is. How is it that you guys are totally awesome?" |
| 9. |
Perry: "Well psychics use tools so I suppose chimps can manage it." |
| 10. |
Perry (about monkeys crafting and using tools): "There's also that tool that's long and curved and sharp for de-beaking birds." |
| 11. |
Jay (about magnets being used to treat sunken-chest deformity): "Yeah I know a few girls that could use that treatment." |
| 12. |
Rebecca: "Yeah Jay, if you want the tits bigger just blow more air in." |
| 13. |
Bob: "What's the name of the main volcano in Hawaii?"
Steve: "Wannahockaloogie?" |