| 1. |
Perry (after Jay and Steve praise the internet for being a great resource): "There's also alot of shit on the internet." |
| 2. |
Rebecca (about nanotubes and the spider-man suit): "Do they give you spidey sense as well?" |
| 3. |
Rebecca: "I think we need to throw billions of dollars at it."
Bob: "Absolutely! Does that even need to be said?" |
| 4. |
Steve (about Mike Lake, Canadian MP): "He wants bigfoot to be listed as an endangered species, along with whooping cranes, blue whales, and red mulberry trees."
Evan: "He's crazy, whooping cranes?? Come on!" |
| 5. |
Perry (about Mike Lake): "What it means is that guy is fired. You fired. Out!"
Evan: "Either that or he's the next Prime Minister" |
| 6. |
Rebecca (about Lake's proof of bigfoot): "Maybe it's a bigfoot carcass and he's worried he's gonna be prosecuted under his own new law." |
| 7. |
Jay: "I have an official Skeptics' Guide announcement. Ready? This is addressed to the guy, Mike Lake, who wants this done. Mike, grow the fuck up." |
| 8. |
Jay (about Steve confusing Guyana and Ghana): "Because you were smoking ganja Steve? What's going on?" |
| 9. |
Steve: "The goal post is so far out in left field, to mix my sports metaphors, that it's worthless." |
| 10. |
Perry (about the rover Spirit discovering recent volcanic activity on Mars): "Hello skeptics don't believe in spirits!" |
| 11. |
Jay (about the 3700°F planet): "Big and hot. Just like you Perry." |
| 12. |
Bob (about the 3700°F planet): "I mean water would be almost boiling!" |
| 13. |
Jay (about scientists saying the 3700°F planet is off the scale): "They said it's off the hizzie?" |
| 14. |
Evan (about the hot planet): "It could melt steel."
Steve: "Oh you're crazy Evan! Don't get crazy." |
| 15. |
Jay (about Mary Tofts claiming to give birth to rabbits): "Evan is that where the Easter bunny came from?"
Evan: "No, oh god no. The Easter bunny came from Easter Island we all know that." |
| 16. |
Evan (announcing the Skeptical Puzzle winner): "Congratulations to Adam Price from Seattle."
Steve: "Oh a real name."
Jay: "That's just his board name, his real name is McPhillySwitz you know."
Steve: "127" |
| 17. |
Steve: "I have a surgeon friend who likes to say, the only way to heal is with steel."
Evan: "I know a chiropractor who says the only way to heal is to steal." |
| 18. |
Rebecca: "We need a Ctrl-Z for this podcast." |
| 19. |
Jay (after Bob does the Skeptical Quote about Einstein): "He didn't say that."
Steve: "Did you validate that source Bob?"
Bob: "uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......"
Perry: "You're fired." |