| 1. |
Jay: "L. Ron Hubbard, or as I like to call him, Drunk Hubbard, he came up with this idea which he calls fair game."
Bob: "I got Drunkard Hubbard." |
| 2. |
Steve (quoting a researcher about Star Kids): "My clients include both adults and children who exhibit transformative changes such as telepathy, clairvoyance and healing as they become spiritually aware and begin to operate on a multi-dimensional band of reality."
Jay: "That is so freakin' cool."
Evan: "Wow that's alot of gobbledy-gook to fit into one sentence."
Bob: "What were these kids, one-dimensional until this happened and now BAM they're in three dimensions?"
Jay: "Hey Bob I'm telling ya, when I get drunk I can have all those powers too."
Steve: "Now she doesn't have any evidence for this of course."
Jay: "No Steve, she says, and I quote. Australia's Mary Rodwell says that there is now enough evidence to conclude that these 'beings' appear to come from other planets and other dimensions parallel to our own. Right there."
Steve: "Now is this spectral evidence?"
Bob: "No wait, I got a question, how does she know that these dimensions aren't perpendicular to our own?"
Steve: "Yeah why are they always parallel? You know what, they might even be askew." |
| 3. |
Steve (in an attempt at a Cuba Gooding Jr. impersonation): "Show me the evidence!" |
| 4. |
Steve: "There's almost a one to one correlation between self-proclaimed paradigm shifting and quackery." |
| 5. |
Evan: "I'm a complimentary practitioner. Perry you're looking very well today." |
| 6. |
Evan (about Rosie): "She's like the third one from the left on the evolution chart right?" |
| 7. |
Perry: "A pen, a penis, what difference does it make?"
Rebecca: "A lot, let me tell you." |
| 8. |
Perry: "The first one, about the mummified thing doesn't sound right, you need like a pack of Egyptians or something to do." |
| 9. |
Rebecca: "Couch Mummy Lives!!" |
| 10. |
Steve: "Jay's gonna get his head frozen so we can mummify the rest of his body. So when they reanimate you Jay you'll have your mummified body there."
Evan: "I remember touching that!" |
| 11. |
Steve: "Well thank you all again for joining me."
Perry: "It's the least you could do Steve." |