| Who Said it |
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| Bob |
Episode 22 |
"Perry, I agree with Steve. I mean the only thing we can conclude is that you know, is that you're a FREAK!" |
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| Bob |
Episode 32 |
"We need to pour billions of dollars into this" - the FIRST time Bob uses the famous "billions of dollars" line |
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| Steve |
Episode 33 |
"We're just so damn exciting" |
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| The Gang |
Episode 34 |
Hilarious conversation about breathing in farts |
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| Jay |
Episode 34 |
Jay channeling Buddha in a cheesy Indian accent |
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| Jay |
Episode 35 |
Jay's first time coming out as hating Tom Cruise |
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| Jay |
Episode 36 |
The Omega-3 Bacon Bet (edited) |
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| Jay |
Episode 38 |
Jay mentions he loses his mind everytime he thinks about Tom Cruise |
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| Jay |
Episode 38 |
Jay agrees, once again, to the Omega-3 bacon bet |
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| The Gang |
Episode 38 |
Rebecca comes out as a vegetarian |
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| Perry |
Episode 39 |
About Rebecca's vegetarianism: "The amount of years that she will live longer than us because of her diet is directly proportional to the horror of her life." |
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| Jay |
Episode 42 |
Jay declares that Tom Cruise is one of the dumbest people on the face of the Earth. |
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| Jay |
Episode 42 |
Jay says he's ready for the bacon |
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| Perry |
Episode 42 |
"Oh will you stop already with the birds!" First mention of Perry's dislike for birds. |
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| Perry |
Episode 42 |
The very first instance of the monkey/bird debate |
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| Steve and Jay |
Episode 43 |
Doing cheezy Irish accents |
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| Phil Plait |
Episode 46 |
Making funny "crazy" sound and calling it a "technical term" |
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| Jay |
Episode 47 |
Jay describing Steve's "gas" in a funny accent |
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| Jay |
Episode 51 |
Impersonating William Shatner |
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| The Gang |
Episode 53 |
More conversation about the monkey/bird debate including a classic Perry line |
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| Perry |
Episode 53 |
The classic: "Any monkey worth his salt would give any bird a beak-flip" |
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| Perry |
Episode 53 |
More from Perry on the Monkey/Bird debate |
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| Jay |
Episode 53 |
Proves why aromatherapy wouldn't work using his farts as an example |
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| The Gang |
Episode 56 |
Why it's important to phonetically spell your name in your emails to the SGU. |
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| Perry |
Episode 56 |
"And remember, Chi spelled backward is Crap!" |
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| Jay |
Episode 57 |
First mention of Evan's Skeptical Rap |
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| Jay and Steve |
Episode 58 |
Jay adds Madonna to his Tom Cruise list |
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| The Gang |
Episode 58 |
More on the hilarious Monkey/Bird debate |
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| Perry |
Episode 58 |
If the ether turns out to be true. Here's what Perry will do. |
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| Perry |
Episode 59 |
Monkeys beating up birds left and right. |
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| Jay |
Episode 62 |
Hoagland's official response to the new face on Mars data |
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| Perry |
Episode 62 |
I have monkeys, in my pants |
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| The Gang |
Episode 62 |
Monkey/Bird news item |
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| The Gang |
Episode 62 |
Explaining that it's embarassing when Rebecca fans send her pathetic emails |
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| Jay |
Episode 64 |
Explaining how Tom Cruise should participate in the space program |
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| Jay |
Episode 65 |
Quoting the guy who thinks the rabbit and duck symbols on children's scotch tape that was found at the Roswell crash are alien hieroglyphs |
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| Rebecca |
Episode 65 |
"I won't mate with any of the true believers." |
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| Rebecca, Perry |
Episode 66 |
"Are you holding a penis?" |
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| Bob |
Episode 68 |
Second time Bob uses the billions line ($3 billion to be exact) |
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| Bob |
Episode 68 |
Third billions of dollars reference ($10 billion this time) |
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| Jay |
Episode 70 |
The ass antenna in Science or Fiction |
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| Steve |
Episode 71 |
You can tell your mommy and daddy I said so. |
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| Jay |
Episode 71 |
Oh I got an itch. Oh my God. |
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| Bob |
Episode 71 |
Bob wanting to invest billions again. Steve calls him on it. |
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| Jay |
Episode 74 |
Another Tom Cruise rant |
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| Steve |
Episode 75 |
Getting to 100,000 would defy the laws of the universe |
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| Jay |
Episode 76 |
Sylvia makes the Jay List |
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| Evan |
Episode 76 |
Aarch, if it's not homeopathic it's crap! |
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| Perry |
Episode 76 |
Audio proof that monkeys can beat up birds |
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| Evan |
Episode 76 |
Talks about the skeptical rap |
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| Rebecca |
Episode 85 |
Perry, show me on the doll where science touched you |
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| Jay |
Episode 87 |
Jay has bologna tits |
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| Jay |
Episode 89 |
Jay plays the peanut butter jelly song |
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| Evan |
Episode 92 |
Evan plays a funny clip of an Alcor member |
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| Rachel |
Episode 93 |
Evan's daughter asks Bug Girl a question |
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| Evan |
Episode 99 |
Evan does his own version of the SGU theme |
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| Frank Rizzo |
Episode 106 |
Frank Rizzo from the Jerky Boys promos the SGU (aired version) |
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| Steve |
Episode 108 |
About SGUFans.net episode summaries |
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| Steve |
Episode 108 |
Steve about token skepticism |
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| Steve |
Episode 108 |
Explaining how to raise a skeptical child |
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| Evan |
Episode 112 |
Salty monkyey nuts |
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| The Gang |
Episode 113 |
Making fun of Bob |
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| Steve |
Episode 113 |
Steve cracking up while doing science or fiction |
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| Rebecca |
Episode 114 |
Rebecca asking about Steve's sexual orientation |
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| The Gang |
Episode 116 |
The utility belt discussion |
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| Steve |
Episode 120 |
Monthy Python music while Bob considers the Science or Fiction items |
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| Jay |
Episode 121 |
A lonely man. |
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| Rebecca |
Episode 121 |
Taking away the nerd badge |
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| Jay |
Episode 145 |
Doing a short Sol Rosenberg impression |
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