Perry Quotes
Here is a collection of Perry quotes. Most of these are funny quotes with one or two serious ones. I will look for more and update this page as I find them. If you have any suggestions let me know and I'll add it to the list.
Episode Quote Download
Episode 2 Religion shall stay 500ft from Science at all times Download
Episode 38 Perry's Initial Reaction to Rebecca's vegetarianism Download
Episode 39 About Rebecca's vegetarianism (a classic) Download
Episode 42 "Oh will you stop already with the birds!" First mention of Perry's birdism. Download
Episode 42 The very first instance of the monkey/bird debate Download
Episode 42 Dolphins and monkeys chould play chess. Download
Episode 53 More on the monkey/bird debate Download
Episode 53 The classic: "Any monkey worth his salt would give any bird a beak-flip" Download
Episode 53 Even more monkey/bird debate Download
Episode 54 Top Five Exorcisms resulting in injury or death Download
Episode 56 "And remember, Chi spelled backward is Crap!" Download
Episode 58 If the ether turns out to be true. Here's what Perry will do. Download
Episode 58 Yet more monkey/bird stuff Download
Episode 62 "I have monkeys in my pants." Download
Episode 62 "I have monkeys in my pants" - A line that will live in infamy Download
Episode 62 Monkey/bird Download
Episode 66 Perry trying to determine if he is gay Download
Episode 76 Audio proof of monkeys beating birds Download
Episode 80 Perry on extremism Download
Episode 80 Mokeys vs Birds - Odors Download
Episode 83 Perry on bacteria and on birds planning ahead Download
Episode 83 Perry on Astrology Download
Episode 92 How China controls the weather Download
Episode 97 Perry explains how two mathematicians can come to different conclusions. Download
Episode 98 Perry explains the size of an angstrom Download
Episode 98 Perry tells Bob to stick to science Download
Episode 106 Perry singing the Skeptical Quote of the week Download
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